Blog Hog: The Beard Clinches

So the Sox clinch a playoff spot. Excellent, but I really want to win the AL. Clinching doesn't mean chilling, as the boys may have thought today, losing to the Rays. It is vital that you lose, Dear Criss. Work harder at giving up. My boy Tek appears, as of today, to be growing a beard. I mean, if that makes him feel good, or if it leads to homeruns, it's all cool. You can't see it in this pic, but apparently he can grow one overnight. Huh? I like it.

The Niners looked pretty good in the first half today, but it's tough going up against the Steelers. Frank Gore can't save the team. Ben got sacked a few times, but overall, nice job. Why does Belichick always seem unhappy? And Dolphins - 0-3, ouch.

Roxy

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