I Can Feel it Coming in the Air Tonight ... Hold On

You wanna talk about cheaters, Dear Criss? Let's look at the Yankees. Whenever things get tight, or a potentially good batter comes up in a key moment, hey, just hit him.

Hit Youk on the wrist.

Hit Ellsbury by the knee.

Throw the ball at Pedroia's head a few times. (Already hit him in the arm last time around. Shucks.)

Lucky I can't remember the whole list.

Guess what? It's time for some Don Zimmer throw down a la Pedro! I'm telling you, and your pretty boys and new pitcher better watch out, 'cause next time, Hinske and Mirabelli are gonna team up for some justice! It's so amazingly annoying.

Here's a tip: Stop blocking the plate.

And a tip for the Sox: You can't play like this and win the World Series - or get to it, for that matter.

As for the Pats, I don't condone it. It's embarrassing and unnecessary. What an idiot. Thanks a lot.

Roxy

Photo: Getty Images, Jim Rogash