Like Clockwork

As always, when the Rays see themselves in a jam, they go to their secret weapon: hitting people. But guess what? Didn't work last night/this morning, 'cause the Phillies won it. My office prediction: the teams split it in Tampa Bay, the Phillies win 2:3 in Philly, then pull off a victory in Tampa Bay. Let's see.

Anyway, in the football world, Tom's been going to some sketchy doctors in their home garage/office, 'cause he keeps needing more surgeries for his knee. He has a serious infection, and I don't understand how that's possible. He should've come down here to the doctors who treat the UM players, or even stayed in Boston were they have great doctors. No, he goes to California. Ben is currently trying to hold on to a Pittsburgh lead and the defense is rocking. I'm just glad they're showing the game at a decent hour. Hope the guys can hold on and win. Uh oh, the Giants tied it in the fourth. Wonder who you're going for. Anyway...

So what do we do after baseball, Dear Criss? I don't remember. I guess we just focus on football? And I'll start lobbying to keep Varitek at all costs.

Roxy

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