Pitching Lineup for the Rest of the Week: Lester, Matsuzaka, Lester, Matsuzaka

Oh my gosh, good against evil? You forget the Yankees are the historical evil empire and the Red Sox are the decent team. Hello. Now actually, the dirty, let's-hit-Drew-close-to-hit-head Rays are who you should be rooting against. Hello!

Great game one with Lester, but, again, what's the deal with Beckett? Please, please, please don't let him pitch again. The Sox have a better chance if I pitch. Really. How about Home-Run Pedroia hit and pitch? And J. Bay? Holy cow! Love them.

Now, no doubt, that the Dolphins had a heartbreaker yesterday. Awful. But they're doing well, considering. And I'm totally with you. Forget the stupid fines for celebrating after a touchdown. Maybe just keep a rule of truly excessive celebrating, but come on. Leave the amusing dancing, etc. Maybe a five-second rule? What do you think? No dancing beyond five seconds. Done. Let's be our own league officials, Dear Criss. Can we get jobs with the NFL regulations department?

GO SOX!!!! Squeeze the orange juice heads. Pulp them!

Roxy

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