The Brink of Success

Um, is it true, or did I dream that the Dolphins are one win away from clinching a title? WHAT?! This has been a dream season. No matter what happens, these guys are terrific and that coach - where has he been hiding all these post-Shula years? Not too shabby, Dear Criss. (I imagine you're at work and have to be there tomorrow, too. Maybe they'll let you out early.)

The Steelers played l-o-u-s-y yesterday. Ben had four turnovers. Is he dating Jessica Simpson, too? Heaven forbid! Knock on wood, go to the forest, go to Home Depot - whatever it takes. Just find wood. (Romo, she's destroying you. Famous girlfriends always ruin sports careers.) That's frustrating when they can absolutely play better, but at least Tennessee is pretty good. They could've lost to the Lions. But the 49ers - hello?! New coach, new look. Could they be making a comeback? Oh my.

And Manny says he's confident he'll get an offer from the Yankees, but you guys are just denying away such talk. Barf. Some things never change. You know, they would make a great couple.

Roxy

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