Here Comes the High Stepper (Papi's the Baseball Gangster)

Who drank the Federerererrrr Kool-Aid, Dear Criss? Barf-ola. "He deserves everything." Get over him. I'm gonna go wear a hat with my initials on it, too, so that I deserve everything. (I'm going to ignore that Tiger has his initials on a cap.)

On to more pleasant things ...

BIG PAPI HIT A HOMERUN in a beautiful blowout of New York. Beckett showed up. Papelbon fell asleep during the game, waiting. Are you still in town to watch this? That makes us 6-0 against you this season. Tomorrow they're showing the game. I feel like they don't show Red Sox games much this year.

Latest campaign: Bring back Alex Cora!

Orlando finally got a win tonight to stay in this thing. So, Coach K. must get all the best seats for all the great NBA games because his players are everywhere. It was cool to see him talking to J.J. Redick today. Can you imagine getting pumped up by your old college coach and legend on game night? Invaluable.

Roxy


Photo: Jim Davis, The Boston Globe