Older and Wiser, I think

Thank you so much for the birthday wishes, Dear Roxy. I only wished for baseball and thankfully it'll come true in a few weeks. I can't wait!

This in between football/Olympics-baseball season has been the longest ever. It's a good thing I like to read and watch nonsense TV or else I'd be bored to death.

I heard Arod is talking to someone about something about some stuff that happened some time ago. Ask me if I care. Baseball can't come fast enough.

-Criss

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