Who's Number One?

Man, when I got that parking ticket, that I fought heartily, I should have just asked A-Fraud to ask his buddies to take care of it.

On to more exciting news, Dear Criss. My boys are on a roll. 'Tek hit a two-run homer this week! And Jacoby hit a three-run homer today. Not bad. This is great, since I was a little disappointed about tonight's NBA results. Guess I'm rooting for Dallas now.

Watch out, we're catching up to you in the stands! Looks like we're even.

Roxy


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