Shocking

I had to find out from you, Dear Criss. I had to. That was hard to take. I have to say, my mom was calling to trade him last season. I have mixed feelings. I just saw him signing autographs for every last boy and girl. He taught Millar how to play the guitar. I had many angry moments, however. Well, what can you do? And there goes Johnny Trader's big mouth on this one, too. Willy Mo Pena?! Okay, here we go.

No, I didn't figure out that was Nickelback. All their songs sound the same. Think about it. I'll sing it to prove it. Hide the glass.

Roxy

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