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And the winner for Best Quote goes to the Bengals' very own Chad Johnson:

"I don't ride anything. I just talk trash. That's it."

NFL: Okay, thanks Kim in Arkansas for keeping me posted on all the late breaking news from the Roethlisberger camp. According to SI, the man promises to wear a helmet - finally.

"'In the past few days, I've gained a new perspective on life,' the Super Bowl-winning quarterback said in a statement released by the team. 'By the grace of God, I'm fortunate to be alive ... '"

You sure are, Benny. I am very happy along with a million other people. Since he has to do some dental work, I'm thinking he should get a gold grill (is that how you spell that nonsense, or is it "grille" like the car?) with the team logo engraved in it. J/K Ben. ('Cause he's totally reading this.) WE LOVE BEN!

NBA: Okay, Dear Criss, your Miami Heat are working on (don't call it) a comeback. Not too shabby. Um, someone was a leeeetle bit of a sore loser (cough, Mark Cuban). P, you're hysterical with the "L.A. Kobes"- Ha!!

MLB: And after being swept, it's nice to sweep. Last night's game against the Braves suddenly turned into this exciting comeback, after the Bravos were acting like they won in the 4th. Come on. Youk was superrrrb. And has fans everywhere he goes. Yoooouuuk! Watching Varitek rrrun like a mad man ... It was funny and great. On to the Nationals. Oh, I heard Dave Roberts was injured. Ohhh. =(

Anyway, looks like swearing at the t.v. may be your area of specialty, friend. Guess you'll do it again for game 6.

Roxy

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