Busting Out of Tampa Bay - as Quickly as Possible Please

So, apparently, it is my turn to write, according to Dear Criss, who waited for the moment that I brought up the Devil Rays at lunch today to rub in the fact that we lost three to them. Well guess what? There was no sweep. We beat them 12-5, which frankly should have happened every night. Not only are those announcers jerky ("What's [Youk] crying about?") but they also take to making fun of older couples in the stands, specifically the gentleman's beard. The world truly does not miss out on Devil Ray broadcasts. Excuse me, the Rays; I know they're trying to drop the "devil."

Anyway, did you catch the extremely edited highlights? What really happened was a Manny two-run HR, a Papi two-run HR, a Papi GS, a Mirabelli HR and other assorted delights.

On that note, I will leave it all alone, b/c we gotta deal with the White Sox next. Let's hope Boston was saving their home runs to go up against them. Thanks Wakey for avoiding the sweep.

Roxy

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