A week to forget

So you guys swept us, but we still have 15 games left, Dear Roxy.

Our pitching sucks!!!! What ever happened to our aces, or middle relieve and our closer?

Mariano, I still have lots of love for you though.

We soooo need to get our pitching together. No team wins without that!

Carl Pavano on the DL again? Arrghhh!@#&*@!

At least Wang is coming back. He's so good!

Our offense is pretty darn good! Look at ARod!!!! He has tied a major league record for homeruns in the month of April! Not only that, but he's done it in the least amount of days - AMAZING!!! Maybe this is a sign of good things to come for him and the rest of the team.

Changing teams but not the subject, the Heat are down 0-2 to Chicago. WTF?!#$%
Somebody needs to tell them to start showing up to these games. Can't win without it!

Sorry I've been lost, Rox, but with school, finals and papers due, I didn't have much time for anything. I'm back though... when are we eating some Boston-like pizza?

-Criss

PS: I didn't think your Japanese pitcher was all that!

Photo: AP, Chris O'Meara