No clue

So, what's going on in the world of sports, Dear Roxy? I've been out of the loop on this matter. I've been in bed all weekend, and yet never watched any SportsCenter. The truth is, I only watch SportsCenter during baseball season.
I did hear you guys got another Marlin; Alex Gonzalez. I guess you'll see him during Spring Training. You haven't been to a Marlins game in years, yet you'll see a handful of former players soon.
So, did you ever find a tee small enough for you, but big enough to fit Ben's last name?

Please bring me up to date.

-Criss

PS: I heard Rory is dating Jess. And supposedly, for a loooong time.