Blog Hog: Trading Pains and Down in the 3rd

I'm hurting, Dear Criss - aching because:
1) My idiots are losing and Schilling is daydreaming while pitching. (And that AL East lead against you is way too close and dwindling.)
2) Nixon left injured.
3) The trade rumors are messing with me. Note to Theo and Tito: DO NOT TRADE Lowell, Loretta or Nixon. (The announcers will not relent on this matter.) DO TRADE Wily Mo & Tavarez. NOT MY THREE guys above. I can never forgive it. AND NOT FOR JULIO LUGO OR ANYONE ON TAMPA BAY!!!!!!!

That's all for now. At least Ben Affleck is showing his face at the games again. Let's hope these fools can turn it around by the time I wake up in the morning. Let's start off Monday just right, guys.

Roxy