Home Opener

Well, someone had good seats to see her boyfriend(s). And what's with you seeing all the stars? Do we live in the same town? I wonder sometimes, Dear Criss.

So Boston is getting ready for its home opener. How about making it a winning opener? That would mean breaking a tradition, yes. I mean, I know they've been on the road and tired since Japan, but now everyone needs to have a good night's sleep, some home cooking, their hair done at their favorite place, then go to Fenway and stop making us fans worry so early. Promise?

I need to stop reading stories about Varitek, his contract and his future. It's just too stressful (especially when I remember there's no Mirabelli), and I choose not to think about those things. Let 'Tek play until he wishes, and we'll all live happily ever after. Sign here, Theo. And add an extra zero.

Roxy

Photo: The Boston Globe, Jim Davis